him: You know I just got out of prison baby.
her: Yea, I know, I missed ya. You going to stay out for good this time?
him: You know how I roll girl, take last night for instance. There was this chinese delivery guy, what can I say, right place wrong time.
her: don't you mean right place right time?
him: no it was the right place for me but the wrong time for him. I caught him slipping, took the food and ran.
What is the rate of recidivism in new york city anyway?
L train - 14th Street - Bushwick
Guy to girl:
You know I really need to get on food stamps, I spent all my money at the bar and am hungry.
