Tuesday, October 19, 2010

NYC, seriously? DIck move!


NYC, seriously

So dont get me wrong, I am 100% behind the in initiative to distribute condoms to reduce the spread of HIV/AIDS, call me an asshole but I don not want to find the remnants of the party in my house. Seriously, dont shit where I sleep. 
Dont shit where anyone else sleeps for that matter, can you be considerate with the free condom, and, I dont know, maybe toss it in the trash can?
Dick move, literally!

Why I love Nepal!

In no particular order 



Transportations 


Medicine

Green economy



My kids (the best in the world if I do say so myself)

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

File under WTF

4 train to downtown 14th street.

him: You know I just got out of prison baby.
her: Yea, I know, I missed ya. You going to stay out for good this time?
him: You know how I roll girl, take last night for instance. There was this chinese delivery guy, what can I say, right place wrong time.
her: don't you mean right place right time?
him: no it was the right place for me but the wrong time for him. I caught him slipping, took the food and ran.

What is the rate of recidivism in new york city anyway?

L train - 14th Street - Bushwick

Guy to girl:

You know I really need to get on food stamps, I spent all my money at the bar and am hungry.


Sunday, October 3, 2010

Notes from Nepal

09/21/2010

Two day in ktm has come and gone. Perhaps the most interesting part of my time was that spent with sim young mi, the north Korean hospitality hospitality represent and intelligence service operative.

It seems that I an effort better equip the member of the axes of evil to deal and to somewhat better understand their enemies, members of those few families who can trusted ate able to work in nations friendly or sympathetic to their cause.

More on this later, if I remember...


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Notes from Nepal

Pashupatinath cremations...

I suppose I will keep this one short as a picture says a thousand words.

The cremations in Pashupatinath take place on the Bhagmati River, a Nepali tributary of the Ganges. Although other cremation process take the bone and pound it to a fine dust, I did not see this happen at Pashupatinath, but rather the dust and fragment going directly into the river. Children wash and play in the river as the remains of the bodies are burned the returned to the river.





Posts form Nepal.

10/22/10

The lot of these seem to be incoherent and incomplete but I suppose they serve a purpose whether I know what that is at this time or not.

Part fuck I don't know, we'll call it "5" - the Canadians

Cat, Britney & Paul(?).

Young 20 something Canadians sitting lamenting their time in Nepal, a distraction from the grind of life in shanghai and New York respectively. Although the grind is hard, the material payoff is worth it; or the prospect there of. Through conversation talk of institutional impropriety is dismissed as a sad consequence of being caught rather than graft of those whom you bare fiduciary responsibility being the problem. Granted I am no authority on canadians but as an American, I myself anyway have this romanticized vision of them being this somehow better or at least of a more compassionate nature than we.

The interaction with them remind me of my time at one unnamed financial giant that benefited from a large cash injection of my money via the treasury and at the expense if my fellow Americans. The irony, or perhaps lack there of perhaps was the age old finical wisdom of graft and or deception still considered status quo.

Conversation drifted to the times article about the secret world of partners at GS or there secret fall from the inter circle and the hope that these wall street insiders would someday become chief regulators, the vary people who are meant to prevent wholesale graft becoming the proverbial foxes in the hen house.

Would it be acceptable to put a pedophile as the administrator in a daycare? I think not, yet we advocate for those who wish to fulfill their own immediate gratification at the expense of those just as naive.


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Posts form Nepal.


Part one in no particular order.


Katmhandu detainment at the U.S. Embassy Resort (Thu, 30 Sep 2010)

Me: hey
Friend in America: Hi
Me: at work?
Friend in America: No
Friend in America: Getting ready.
Friend in America: It's 7 30
Me: sorry, I can let you go if you need to
Friend in America: What did you do today?
Friend in America: It's ok
Friend in America: I am just doing my hair and makeup.
Me: tomorrow is my last day here. going to take the
> children to school in the morning. Saw them today
Friend in America: How are they doing?
Friend in America: That's great!!!
Friend in America: Did some of them remember you?
Me: they are well. some of them are so big. I am going
> to take photos tomorrow. michelle got a few today
Friend in America: Ok.
Me: you see north korea has a new leader in the works
Friend in America: That must be the best part of trip.
Friend in America: Haha
Friend in America: Yes. But we knew that already.
Me: the north koreans? that was only one night
Me: oh, I was just arrested by the military
Me: was released after 25 min
Friend in America: What?
Friend in America: What happened?
Me: apparently I took a photo of an american embassy
> recreation grounds and I was taken by machine gun point to
> this building. they told me I was going to the embassy but
> it was some shabby room. I refused to give them the photo or
> my passport until I spoke to an american.
Me: spoke to the state department rep Paul McSomething
> or other
Me: way to fuck up my afternoon
Friend in America: O
Friend in America: Ing
Friend in America: Omg
Friend in America: Shit
Friend in America: Were you by yourself?
Me: they were going to put me on the terrorist watch
> list but after I spoke to Paul, he told the military that
> they didnt need to take my info
Friend in America: Omg
Me: Yes
Friend in America: Shit.
Me: I told him it was bullshit and there was no way in
> hell I was giving my passport to some Nepalese guy, stating
> it is not mine to give but rather the property of the state
> department and if i was going to hand it over to someone it
> needed to be an Emerikan
Friend in America: Shit.
Friend in America: And you didn't know you weren't allowed to take
> photos.
> Last message received on 9/30 at 5:32 PM
Me: his response on the lack of americans and only
> Nepalese contractors with american flags on their shirts was
> "Oh, I never considered people would not want to give up
> their passport camera to someone claiming to be representing
> america with a fat accent and brown skin"
Friend in America: Haha
Me: i told him you can get anything fake in KTM, they
> aint got no papers with Hillary's signature on it
Friend in America: Haha
Friend in America: Man. I guess it's been a while. Since Bosnia
Me: told them there was no way in hell that I was
> giving them shit until i spoke to the consulate
Me: they kept saying "it doesnt work that way"; i told
> them there was no way in hell i was giving them anything
> with out representation
Friend in America: Wow.
Friend in America: Were you by yourself?
Me: the worst part was the military garding the place
> were trying to get me to go there for 30 min or so but there
> english was fucked. I kept saying "I dont know what you are
> talking about". Took them 4 people before there was one that
> could explain why I had to go. Then he asked for my papers
> and camera, i told him not a chance, you said I am going to
> the embassy, take me there or shoot me
Me: I was
Me: michie is sleeping